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Is food better than sex?
1. Yes, for a certain food, which I will provide the recipe for. 23%  23%  [ 5 ]
2. No, never ever ever ever ever.. 36%  36%  [ 8 ]
3. Sorry this is a yes or no poll. 41%  41%  [ 9 ]
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PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2011 1:18 am 
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Just curious..


Since I can't cook and don't have a SO either.




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Edit: I don't mean in all circumstances, just meant if you had a food that was so wonderful you could share it :)

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to everything there is a season(ing).

You are so young, so wonderfully young. The two are not mutually exclusive and do not compete with each other as a pasttime.

Good food is better than bad sex.
Great food can be better than good sex.
Great sex is really hard to top.

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Okay, your poll parameters are too narrow!! There are some foods that are pure orgasm on the fork! Then there are other foods that are meh and sex will outweigh them in a nano second! :P

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To answer the question: no. and yes (no).

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Both can result in fluids bursting out of your body, but food being the cause is never enjoyable.


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Kirra wrote:
Since I can't cook and don't have a SO either.


*submits resume*

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Lenas wrote:
Both can result in fluids bursting out of your body, but food being the cause is never enjoyable.


And once again: my hero for today is...

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This thread isn't going the way I meant lol....


@Elessar :) hugs!

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You can live longer without sex than you can without food.

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True Micheal, but life isn't as enjoyable, as we both know all too well.

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I won't argue that one Jasmy.

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Some food is better than some sex, but bet on sex.

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shuyung wrote:
Some food is better than some sex, but bet on sex.


Generally this. But you can have food anytime, and you can have food with a LOT of different people. You can even have food in large groups.


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Micheal wrote:
You can live longer without sex than you can without food.


While this is technically accurate... (and I speak only for myself) the frenzy caused by either lack of food or lack of sex is about the same.

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Taamar wrote:
shuyung wrote:
Some food is better than some sex, but bet on sex.


Generally this. But you can have food anytime, and you can have food with a LOT of different people. You can even have food in large groups.



You madam, are a tease.

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Only one of the choices will make me vomit if I overindulge, so I'll go with the other. Sex is better.

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Hrm...

I like to think that the food I make is better than anyone else's sex, and that the sex I have is better than anyone else's cooking.

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clearly the people who picked #1 aren't involved with me ;->


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Considering I actually get food and I haven't had sex in like, 10 years...

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While food can be had at any hour, it involves preparation on your part (at the very least, going to the cupboard or refrigerator) or even more complex tasks such as driving, cutting, frying, stirring, basting etc. to get in the wee hours.

Sex requires only a text message.

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Some sex involves all those things Rafael

Mmmmmmm basting.


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But it doesn't require those things. Preparation of food requires at least one step which will be more complicated than texting:

"what r u doing?"

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Apples?


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Rafael wrote:
preparation on your part (at the very least, going to the cupboard or refrigerator)


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Sex is better than apples.

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