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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:16 pm 
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WTF is with this junk? Its invading and taking over my normal yogurt section of the grocery store. Its got a nasty texture, and it smells and tastes like rancid milk - who eats all these crap? :(

Make it go away

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You're checking the date on it right? It's supposed to be better for you, and I was trying to bring myself to eat it because I was told it would stick with me better until lunch. I wasn't impressed with the product or the claims.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:45 pm 
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Great for making tzatziki.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:09 am 
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I use it in place of fat free sour cream. It is full of protein and very good for you.

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Love it or hate it (or anywhere in between), Greek Yogurt has officially jumped the shark...

http://wholesomemommy.com/review-honey- ... ek-yogurt/

I actually saw this on an endcap in the grocery store this morning (I never go down the cereal isle).

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:28 pm 
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I love Greek yogurt. Fat free is only about 140 cal per cup with tons of protein and low carbs. I even like the taste...however, if it smells then there is something wrong.


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They definitely were NOT expired. Its probably just my personal sense of taste/smell...

but really - quit crowding out my normal yogurt!

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Funny, I saw that yesterday, too, Midgen. Weird.

It's foul stuff, we've tried it a couple of times, but haven't really liked it. Yet, I come home today, and my wife has gone shopping and come back with a half-dozen cups of it. Better her than me.

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Dannon's Oikos brand is delicious if you buy a flavored one. Plain greek yogurt is nasty.

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Chobani Greek Yogurt FTW! High protein content + probiotics + daily does of dairy. I've tried a few brands and I always come back to Chobani.


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I've been wondering the same thing Crim. It's like every third commercial is for some damn greek yogurt.


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John Stamos apparently knows where the bodies are buried.

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Nothing else clears out my two year old's bowels better than Greek yogurt. It's almost as up there as Kashi Go Lean Crunch.

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I mean, technically it's just compacted regular yogurt.

You take regular yogurt, hang it in a cheese cloth, and you've got greek yogurt.

So per volume, it's more protein, and way less carbs, as the sugars drain out with the liquid.

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OK, just had a root canal today, so opening my mouth is not high on my list of things to do right now. But, I haven't had anything since breakfast, and looking in the fridge I notice some yogurt. "Cool," thinks me, "that'll do the trick."

Except, it's Greek yogurt. What a horrible consistency. So I added some heavy cream and a little milk (and some honey), and stirred it up - and now it's pretty tasty.

I feel like the cab driver in Repo Man: "Yeah, I had sushi once. Took it home and cooked it, tasted just like fish."

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