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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:05 pm 
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Wow, it's like this story was genetically tailored specifically for me to not give a ****.


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What's not to like? It's cake and icing. And in a surprise twist, they PUT THE ICING ON THE INSIDE! It's like a mystery in every little package. Where's the icing? There it is! Nom nom.

I don't like Twinkies, but I like this quote.


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My idea of rebelling against authority figures was scandalizing my high school by applying for the naval academy. In retrospect... I should have just had more fun.

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Talya wrote:
To be fair, a good number of people who post here may agree and not take offense to being called an *******. Telling them they are incapable of critical thought, however, that's going to cause a war.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:08 pm 
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The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt.

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Dash wrote:
Warning, it will hurt bad. Dont over do it. Easily hit puke territory with sprinting. It's great though.

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I need to save this for myself. A fortunate occurrence where avatar, thread title and comment match perfectly.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:29 am 
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Rynar wrote:
I dunno... If I'm going to hire someone to clean my house and I have the option to see their titties, I feel like I'm taking it.


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Midgen wrote:
The conversation cannot exist on this forum without first strict definititions of the terms 'legal' and 'supplement'.. and for good measure, we should probably define 'working out' as well.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Although, I would prefer not to be embalmed and sealed in a glass coffee table.

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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Nothing manly about a latte.

I take it black, like my men.

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shuyung wrote:
It's like Russian roulette, only one of the girls is a cannibal.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Rynar wrote:
This woman has been legislatively mandated to wear clothing. Do you feel she educated herself and made the best decision?
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LadyKate wrote:
So in other words, you basically just shaved your face with a box cutter.
Hardcore, man, hardcore.

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FarSky wrote:
The older I get, the less space I find I have in my life for people whose imaginations don't exceed their realities.


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Taskiss wrote:
Oh, and you suck at self-exile. Just pointing that out. :D

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Corolinth wrote:
Just because Raltar's gay doesn't mean the bronies aren't.

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Stathol wrote:
Whenever I see someone's weight reported in stones, it gives me a really weird, dissonant feeling of out-of-place chronology. It's like seeing an article in the Wall Street Journal discussing the imminent purchase of a corporation and finding the price expressed in pelts and feathers.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Ezekiel 23:19-20 


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Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Dig him up and throw his carcass in jail.

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I can think of some things for the Lord to take away from Obama... like a house.

You racist *******, trying to kick a black family out of their home!

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Hannibal wrote:
Anyhow, if I was expecting a siege situation I wouldn't be stocking up on mags, I'd be stocking up on other things. And moving them to a location where I wasn't expecting a siege. And then being there when the siege was happening at the other place.

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Corolinth wrote:
We can no longer separate the practical function of the female breast from the core artistic theme of Jolly **** 12.

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Lydiaa wrote:
Think of the little opening in the cervix as a pool of jello. When a woman orgasms, the consistency of the jello decreases, giving our little blind swimmer better chance to swim through.

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Hannibal wrote:
My motivation for working out everyday is reading fat acceptance blogs

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